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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

How to mess with your coworkers, Part III

Invite the office perv (aka the married guy who can't stop flirting with anything that breathes and has boobs) into your area for an early-morning chat. Let him wink, flirt, compliment, even ogle, until he's blue in the face, then watch as he sets his hand down on the back of your 17-inch ancient beast of a CRT computer monitor, crosses his feet, and proceeds to lean on said computer monitor.

Then laugh hysterically when the monitor repositions itself under his weight, scaring the perv half out of his mind. Smile supportively when he announces he has to go check his blood pressure. Blog about it when he asks that you not tell anyone it happened.


Posted by Honey :: 7:34 AM :: 5 Comments:

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